Hot dog connoisseur 

Freak in the (spread)sheets

Our very own Scrooge McDuck

President of Talk-to-Text typos

A little OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Designer)

Sour gummy worm sommelier

Graph Editor Goblin

Last seen roaming the office with her laptop

Runs on Chick-fil-A and client praise

Pun powerhouse